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Justin Bieber got roasted like a rotisserie chicken over the weekend and best believe the Bieb was burned.
The Comedy Central Bieber roast took place over the weekend and the roasters showed no mercy. The all in good fun shade was thrown by Kevin Hart, Jeff Ross, Natasha Leggero, Chris D’Elia, Pete Davidson, Ron Burgundy, Hannibal Buress, Martha Stewart, Shaquille O’Neal, Snoop, Ludacris, Dave Chapelle and Will Ferrell and mannn was it brutal.
Nothing was left untouched. The roasters pulled out all the skeletons including jokes about Selena Gomez, Justin’s controversial career, his somewhat decline in popularity, his pre-pubescent appearance, his hair, and even his Beliebers. Yeah low blows were made. The roast doesn’t air until March 30th but to hold you over let’s hear some of the merciless jokes that were thrown Justin’s way.
Shade throw number 1: One of the merciless roasters joked about Justin’s past behavior saying QUOTE - "Justin's Canadian. He's actually considered American because no Canadian's ever been this much of an a--hole."
Then someone took a jab at Justin’s mentor saying QUOTE - "There's even a wax figure of Justin in Madame Tussauds in London. I've seen it, he's face down in a wax Usher's lap."
And you know someone had to bring up Justin’s Ellen appearance saying QUOTE - "You acted so much like a pu--y on the show that Ellen [DeGeneres] tried to eat you." Ouch.
Ron Burgundy threw shade at Justin’s, let’s say, adventurous lifestyle saying QUOTE - "This kid has spunk, moxie, and probably a few other STDs."
Even Shaq threw shade at the Bieb saying QUOTE - "Last year you were ranked the fifth most hated person of all time. Kim Jong-un didn't even score that low, and he uses your music to torture people."
And leave it to Snoop to bring Selena into the mix all while making fun of Justin’s arrests saying QUOTE - "When you get to the county jail, hear me, you're gonna be the first dude who ever had a girlfriend and a boyfriend named Gomez."
And it was Jeff Ross who took it upon himself to bring Justin’s tresses into the mix saying QUOTE - "Lately a lot of people have been pointing their fingers at you — and those are just lesbians showing the barber how they want their hair cut."
The shade. And guys this is only a glimpse into the burn fest so if you want to see more be sure to tune in to Comedy Central for the Roast of the Biebs on March 30th at 10pm.
So what do you guys think of the jokes so far and do you think the jabs went too far or not far enough? Sound off in the comment section below, don’t forget to subscribe and then click right over here to check out a rundown of some other celebs who’ve dissed JB.
Thanks for watching Clevver News, I’m Danielle Robay and I’ll see you next time.
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