Did Taylor Swift AVOID Paparazzi By Traveling In A Box?! Here's Why Fans Think So

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We thought we saw it all when the Internet accused Kim K’s marble table of being lines of cocaine or that time they almost caused Trump’s ‘Covfefe’ to be an actual Webster’s dictionary defined word, but the day the internet peaked has finally come. I am here to report today that Taylor Swift has allegedly been carried out of her Tribecca apartment whilst hiding inside a giant suitcase. Yes, this is the reason I’m getting paid to work today.
But since I take my job very seriously, let’s break this down. Taylor has been doing this MIA thing for months now, and in order to avoid the paps altogether, a large fleet of trucks and Cadillacs and trucks was spotted outside her apartment yesterday, and although there was no sign of Taylor, two large men were pictured carrying a giant suitcase into one of the trucks. So naturally that must’ve been Taylor’s 5’10 body jammed inside the suitcase, right?
According to paparazzi agency Splash news, this is in fact, the truth. The agency posted the photo with the caption, “A fleet of cars including two large Cadillacs and three SUV's arrive at Tailor Swift's apartment in Tribecca to move a large suitcase from apartment to truck. Almost a dozen of Taylor Swift security guards were present to move this package as Taylor Swift remains to be unseen for a long time.”
There are so many things wrong with this statement, including calling one of the most famed musicians in the world ‘a package’ and the last sentence that states, “Taylor Swift remains to be unseen for a long time.” Well there’s only gotta be one explanation – she’s in the box, because DUH. But in Splash’s defense, Taylor has been seen walking backwards to avoid paparazzi confrontation, and even sideways, but folding her lengthy body into a suitcase? It makes me cramp up just thinking about it.
Ok, so thankfully the caption has since been removed and Splash was forced to give a statement that they don’t fully know if Taylor was actually in the box, also saying that the photographer who provided the pic was QUOTE “not really a regular photographer that we use” and that, “The report stated it as a fact, which we actually don’t know. How could we?” A Splash rep also admitted that after just getting off the phone with someone from Taylor’s camp, that QUOTE, “We’re having to actually retract that.” SHOCKING.
The internet has since reacted with all the best comments, as the claim has some fans thinking this if there’s one person who WOULD go to this extent, well…. One fan quoted the news story, writing in asterisks, *pretends to be shocked* while others refuse to believe anything other than the fake news story, one writing QUOTE, “there is no story i want to be more true than taylor swift being packed in a suitcase”. SAME SAME.
So we don’t exactly know WHAT was in that box – maybe new props for an upcoming music video, or who knows, it could’ve just been your typical box of unwanted Good Will donations… while we may never know, I am dying to hear all your crazy predictions, so get to talking right down here in the comments, and after that, be sure to click right here to get all the deets on Ed Sheeran's EPIC Game of Thrones cameo. This breaking news is coming to you live from the Clevver Headquarters, I’m your host Joslyn Davis, and I need to go sit down now.
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